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"NO HARM WILL COME IN NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS..." -


TAGS: no harm negotiating with terrorists
Rating: 4.9/5

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Zeitguy - August 23, 2014, 9:13 pm
A weak president with weak foreign policy and non existent integrity. Didn't work out so well.


" OBAMA PULLS COMBAT PAY FOR U.S. TROOPS " BUT ASKS $ 35,000 FOR DINNER WITH HIM. - As of February 1, 2012, this new measure went into effect, and soldiers who are to receive the additional $225/mo. combat pay ‘must’ be in immediate risk of harm


TAGS: obama cutscombatpay asks 35 000 fordinnerwithhim
Rating: 4.82/5

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robbidos - December 3, 2012, 11:03 pm
On a non-political note, the votes on this reflect the level of education of the votes in a negative way


YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - if the first response to any Obama opponent, automatically involves the "race card:" argument...




GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson




REPUBLICANS - Coming up with real solutions, and not bread-and-circus entitlements.




LIBERAL DEMOCRATS -




MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW AMERICANS - Wait a minute- isn't that what Obama has been doing 24/7/365- acting like Santa Claus= giving away our kids futures under Obamanomics?




IDIOTS IN CHARGE - And we wonder why we have the mess we have in Washingto DC? God help us all!




DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ADOLF HITLER -




ENTITLEMENT MENTALITY -




obama negotiating with terrorists...what could possibly go wrong -




LIBERAL FASCISM - Mussolini and Clinton agree. Business and govt should work together.


TAGS: democrats agree with fascists
Rating: 4.56/5

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WTFO - May 6, 2013, 11:45 pm
The Dems' entitlement society is a threat to the US. “The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.” -Alexis de Tocqueville.
WTFO - May 6, 2013, 11:44 pm
Typo: pay "no" taxes...
WTFO - May 6, 2013, 11:41 pm
In fact, ~50% pay not taxes at all. "When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Ben Franklin
WTFO - May 6, 2013, 11:37 pm
for my positions. Something you have failed to do. Why not address how these entitlement societies have had such great successes in Detroit, Chicago, D.C. etc? Also, Stone correctly pointed out that the "rich" are not taxed "equally". They get screwed.
WTFO - May 6, 2013, 11:32 pm
businesses so grow their personal wealth. This, in turn, leads to more employment. The myth that business owners are out to screw employees is BS 99% of the time and is perpetuated by liberals to divide Americans along class lines. BTW, I provided backup
WTFO - May 6, 2013, 11:30 pm
Both corporate and individual welfare programs that create dependency are wrong. Having a safety net for those who CAN'T care for themselves is great. Having welfare hammocks for those who WON'T work is bad. "Job creators" will hire to expand their
StoneTools - May 6, 2013, 8:41 pm
do you really want the rich taxed equal to the the working class? They are not currently, they are taxed at a much higher rate. Close the loopholes, don't raise the taxes again.
Renza - May 6, 2013, 12:03 pm
It's common knowledge that no business owner/manager is going to hire people when they don't actually need people, they just try to find ways to make what they have more productive, so what validity does all the "job creator" talk have?
Renza - May 6, 2013, 12:00 pm
I am curious though, if you are opposed to these so-called entitlements meant to provide a**istance for food, shelter, medical care, and education. How do you feel about subsidies to the rich and corporations that are so blatantly abused?
Renza - May 6, 2013, 11:56 am
Quite simply, there are economic groups that are at a major disadvantage in our "free market" economy, I can't say I know or particularly care what ratio ethnicity/gender/etc falls into that economic grouping, it really isn't relevant to the actual issue.
Renza - May 6, 2013, 10:53 am
so, is this a correct summary of your couple dozen posts?: "we're not racist, you're racist! your information about the past is lies! helping the poor keeps them poor! taxing the rich equally to the working class is stealing their money!" that about it?
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:32 pm
If you want to see a modern day plantation, just look at inner city slums where Dems have held control for decades: Detroit, Chicago, D.C., etc.
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:30 pm
their "solutions" are the only thing that can help, because they are too worthless to do it on their own. It keeps them on the Dem's plantation. They just transferred from farming cotton to farming votes. Today's Dem party is still the racist organization
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:29 pm
It tells them the free market is rigged against them. It tells them they can't make it without govt support. It says they are too stupid (because of race or gender) to compete. It divides the country along race, gender, etc. That way, they can claim that
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Rep party supports equality and opportunity for all. It tears down the lie that some groups are disadvantaged by the free market system. The only system that is racist by design is the entitlement system set up and continued by Dem policies.
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:26 pm
They reduce entitlement spending, increase self reliance, and increase tax revenues (Obama lied when he said Romney's math didn't work). The more people with jobs, the more people that get taxed. That increases revenues. Obama sucks at math, apparently.
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
This stability promotes growth and hiring at all levels. Therefore, the policies Reps support create jobs that are sustainable because they are not dependent on the govt. They allow people to pull themselves up and take care of their families.
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:23 pm
Then I don't know what is. Next, you argue that free businesses and the market only supports the "rich". Well that is just dumb. These policies free up primarily small businesses (hardly the "rich"). Free market principles provide stability in businesses.
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:21 pm
http://spectator.org/blog/2005/09/30/jesse-jackson-abortion-is-blac. Of course, he was correct based on Sanger's vision of PP. But then he sold out Am. blacks by now supporting abortion so he can get Dem backing. That's not the definition of an Uncle Tom.
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:20 pm
http://itzallahustle.ning.com/profiles/blogs/racist-eugenics-quotes-from. In the 1970s, Rev Jesse Jackson said that abortion was "black genocide"
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:13 pm
look to PP founder Margaret Sanger for the truth: "We don't want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population" & "Birth control must lead ultimately to a cleaner race" & there's more:
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:10 pm
Democrats are also the party of Planned Parenthood that has killed more black babies than Hitler killed Jews. This is based on preventing "unwanted" babies. Unwanted by who you ask? The mother? Sometimes. But more often unwanted by liberal elites. Just
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:08 pm
http://newsninja2012.com/the-democrats-big-lie-dixiecrats-switched-to-republican-party-with-racist-agenda-2012-06-05/#axzz2STiIpuZu
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:08 pm
You talking point on the "political shift" is a common falsehood that is often repeated by the Dem party to demonize Reps and cover their past. It's completely based on Strom Thurman but falls apart under scrutiny:
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 11:03 pm
that keeps them in welfare chains that promise the most free stuff by stealing from others. http://www.heritage.org/research/commentary/2006/08/welfare-to-work-is-a-success-but-not-a-panacea-for-povertys-root-causes
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 10:59 pm
in the inner cities causes generational suffering & fails to help pull people out of poverty. It kills the family unit (which studies show give people and kids the best opportunity for success). It creates a dependent class that remain loyal to the party
WTFO - May 5, 2013, 10:57 pm
Renza, cutting entitlements and means testing them is not an attack on poor or minorities. It reduces fraud, waste and abuse. BTW, more whites are on entitlements than anybody else. Also, the evidence is clear that these entitlement programs, especially
Renza - April 29, 2013, 8:36 am
Sad but quite a bit of truth. There are a lot of people who just spam talking points or essentially political hate speech
StoneTools - April 29, 2013, 8:27 am
You have vb and pf vying for the title of spam king. The messages they splatter are either inconsistent or not supported by intelligent thought or represent extreme views of the opposing parties.
StoneTools - April 29, 2013, 8:22 am
On sites such as this one, the extremists from both parties are the most active. This causes the wall between the member parties to get even higher and more solid. Critical thinking and compromise suffer.
Renza - April 29, 2013, 7:57 am
In the end, the history of the matter may have lead us to where we are today, it doesn't change who is currently supports discriminatory laws or equal rights, or one economic class versus another. The answer to those should be based on the present.
Renza - April 29, 2013, 7:53 am
While the political shift is strange, it essentially makes the names of the groups during previous times meaningless, for example the KKK did originally start as democrat, but they are now a**ociated with the (extreme) religious right.
Renza - April 29, 2013, 7:52 am
While it is historically correct that the republican party is credited for passing most of the equality laws up through the civil rights act era, there was a pretty significant political shift around that same time frame that essentially swapped parties
Renza - April 29, 2013, 7:43 am
...While fighting for additional subsidies and deregulation for various businesses and lower tax - specifically on the rich. That is a fair reason to argue they're trying to hurt the poor. However as for the racist argument both arguments are misleading
Renza - April 29, 2013, 7:42 am
The MO of the republican party more or less is to cut federal spending, the most publicized means of this is essentially cutting federal benefits - food stamps, college a**istance, welfare, etc. Which is going to hurt lower incomes...
PapaFox - April 28, 2013, 11:12 pm
WTF - Anybody who makes even the most cursory investigation into the civil rights movement will know you're spouting BS. Why bother? And trying to make the current Repub party out as minorities' best friend is laughable. They're not as stupid as you think
WTFO - April 28, 2013, 10:53 pm
OK, that last redundant sentence was supposed to be "spreading misery to the poor & minorities."
WTFO - April 28, 2013, 10:51 pm
the Civil Rights Acts of 1957 and 1964, to current day racial politics. They see the world thru race. They continue to lie to minorities by claiming that Reps (as a group) are the racists when it is Dem policies spreading poverty to the poor & minorities.
WTFO - April 28, 2013, 10:49 pm
Renza, the reason I believe the CRA is relevant is because it displays the lie that Dems tell minorities. Dems (as a group) have always been the racists in US politics. From starting the KKK, to Jim Crow laws, to eugenics (planned parenthood), to blocking
WTFO - April 28, 2013, 10:47 pm
Don't be clueless. 1st, I provided facts, see the thread on Dems' long history of racism. 2nd, I have a life outside of this site. My delay is based on limited time to play. Clearly it is you that dodges facts. Your ignorance of history is sad.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:45 am
Why are you guys referencing 50 year old events to discuss current day racism again? Rather than say... point out how republicans thought it was "brave or crazy" to talk to a room full of black college students at Howard university...
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 7:18 am
It took you that long to come up with such a lame excuse to dodge the facts? Sad.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:02 am
For the Senate, Dems: 46 yea/21 no = 31% opposed. Reps: 27 yea/6 no = 18%. So in each Dems were twice as likely to oppose the Civil Rights act of 1964.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 12:54 am
Sorry. Wrong percentages. Let me correct the above on the House votes. Dems: 152 yea/96 no = 39% opposed. Reps: 138 yea/34 no = 20%. Fillibuster is accurate.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 12:50 am
Tell you what, fox. Here's the facts about the CRA'64: Southern Democrats fillibustered the bill for 83 days (including Sen KKK Byrd's 14hr record). In the House, of 152 Dems, 96 voted against (63%), of 138 Reps, 34 voted against (25%).
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 12:40 am
Wow, great citation to back up the lie. You do realize that elementary schools don't accept wikipedia as a valid source since any idiot can post lies to it, right? Here's a lot of facts: http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9533
Renza - April 9, 2013, 7:55 am
yeah, not gonna lie man, that does completely sound like something fox news would come with it. I won't say that politicians aren't morons or discriminatory, but at least the ones pretending not to be follow through legally. Like with g** marriage.
Renza - April 9, 2013, 7:52 am
I do agree both parties suck in the grand scheme of things. We really need to quit these ridiculous tax games of high base rates with massive subsidies to reduce it... plus we do need to implement more (competent) regulations on the important things.
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 6:01 am
You've been reading right-wing BS for too long dude. Nobody who spends more than 5 minutes doing research would believe it. Read and learn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1964
WTFO - April 9, 2013, 12:07 am
The Dems have never changed the racism at their core. Racial politics is and always will be the heart of liberalism. Racism is against conservative beliefs. The only thing Dems did was to fool idiots that they care about minorities. They only want votes.
WTFO - April 9, 2013, 12:05 am
You want to see real racism, look what happens to an African Am. who is conservative. It was Dems who called Powell and Rice house ni&&as. It is Dems who call Thomas, Cain & Carson "Uncle Toms". You support the racist party. Congrats, bigot.
WTFO - April 9, 2013, 12:03 am
Thanks for repeating the leftist lies. Dems are still the party of racism. Most blocked the civil rights act in the 50s and 60s (see the thread for the facts). Dem policies keep poor & minorities in chains and poverty. Can't believe how ignorant you are.
PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 12:01 am
The Dems lost that all when they pushed civil rights legislation through in the 1960's. Now the Klan and all the other White Supremacists despise the Dems and align themselves with the Teabaggers. Oh how times change.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:34 pm
the KKK. In fact the Grand Wizard of the KKK was honored at the 1868 Dem National Convention. Also, the 1924 Dem National Convention (AKA Klanbake) had hundreds of Klan delegates & a KKK rally of 10K.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:22 pm
The more accurate term for them is coming back though, progressives. This is the term they used in the early 1900s. They changed because it was the progressives in the US that supported Mussolini, Hitler (early on) & Stalin. They supported eugenics and
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:20 pm
politicz, I use that phrase because that is what that party has adopted as a title in the US. It is a truly misleading title since they seem to have more interest in govt control of every aspect of US life vs individual liberty.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:18 pm
IMO, the majority of corruption in the free market has stemmed from DC politicians (both parties) putting their thumbs on the scale to favor their business buddies. Crony capitalism has destroyed the free market and created "too big to fail" companies.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:17 pm
The govt's role is (& was envisioned by the founders) to fight against corruption and produce laws that protect the free market and individual liberties. Modern liberalism has none of these goals. Both parties have strayed from liberty and freedom.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:14 pm
Libertarianism is the modern "traditional liberal". My hope is that the Rep party does more to incorporate them and strive for freedom and liberty. The TEA party has done a lot in a short time to push Reps in that direction.
politicz - April 7, 2013, 11:29 am
Then why are you referring to modern liberals as just "liberals"?
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:55 am
The fact that something so simple as 'meat' needs to be defined in terms of what can be sold and referred to as meat, is just kind of sad... I'm looking at you Taco Bell... 0.o
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:54 am
There are definitely downsides to modern day liberalism, its definitely not without its value though. There needs to be a certain level of balance between freedom and free market, versus protecting the populous and regulating against corruption.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:51 am
your description of traditional liberalism sounds more like libertarianism.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:25 am
liberalism, i.e. Democrats, are about big govt and its intrusion into citizens lives regardless of its violation of the Constitution. It is similar to fascism (not nazism, which is different). It attacks free market & individual achievement for power & $.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:23 am
And the fallacy you seem to rely on is based on ignorance and arrogance by a**uming that I have "no idea" about liberalism. Traditional liberalism is about freedom. It is what the US founders were and what conservatives in the US still are. Modern...
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:17 pm
most people dont.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 7:06 am
Nice use of the generalization fallacy. You have NO IDEA what liberalism actually means.
WTFO - October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
Liberalism and fascism are brothers.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:35 am
They don't want you to examine the core of their ideology...just the way they phrase it to a new generation...fascists during WWII never bothered with the PC term "1%"...


Michael Loftus: -




That explains the long wait at the polling booth -


TAGS: liberal thinking with wrong head
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - May 24, 2014, 7:10 am
Thanks guys, but I'll take my prize in cash
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 11:41 pm
Yes, Kudo5 OTC.
Preacher Man - May 23, 2014, 10:42 pm
A poster that's funny without being inflammatory? On THIS site? OTC, you win the Internet for the rest of the holiday weekend!
OTC - May 22, 2014, 3:14 pm
:)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2014, 3:12 pm

LMAO!. 5L


the Democrat way -


TAGS: democrats generous with other peoples money
Rating: 4.5/5

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foxrecon19d - May 28, 2014, 12:51 pm
The Democrat Party everybody


LETTING THE WEINER DO THE THINKING... - Gets you in trouble, every time!




LIBERAL FEARMONGERING -




DR. FIST - PROCTOLOGIST -




1 IN 5 AMERICANS - 20% of Americans think Obama is a Muslim. Well, when you pass on the National Day of Prayer and pass on meeting with the Boy Scouts, but make time for an Iftar Ramadan dinner- whaddya expect?




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - The three blind mice must have been Democrats: They signed stuff without reading it!




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION 45 -




HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF X 2 -




AMERICA - Do your civic duty!




DIPLOMACY WITH IRAN - It didn't work. Oh well... Back to ObamaCare




MEMORIES - "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... The smell, you know that gasoline smell... Smells like, victory" Lt Col Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)




BARNEY IS MOONLIGHTING - Guess where he spends time when he goes back to Boston to get in touch with his electorate- that's right: Logan Int'l Airport!




AN INCONVENIENT LAWSUIT - The heat Al Gore is feeling is not global warming but rather the rath of several masseuses who may be initiating civil suits.




THE OBAMINATOR -




MESSAGE TO DEMOCRATS - Stupidity will be dealt with accordingly


TAGS: stupidity will be dealt with accordingly
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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 9:39 pm
Foregive me, as I did not know that OWS was an Obama-favored Republican movement!
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Violence is always the way Republicans deal with problems i guess, the party of cavemen....


21ST CENTURY REVOLUTIONARIES - Seems Legit




When O J was acquitted -


TAGS: civilized society verses racial stirring because sharpton and jackson make their money with racial divide
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crankyhead - January 31, 2015, 3:32 pm
"Keep trying."? I'm all out of guesses. Why don't you just explain it to me?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 3:16 pm
That's cute. You hold onto that bone, Fido. X-D
OTC - January 28, 2015, 2:16 pm
If you're not a sock puppet then why do you keep answering questions direct to others?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 1:36 pm
So now you're back to thinking I'm Cranky in disguise? Gee...you're starting to sound like Emma(R.I.P.) nyuk nyuk nyuk
OTC - January 27, 2015, 2:18 pm
I knew that would get cranky's sock puppet agitated
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am
Translation (OTC): But I like "Sharknado." :-(
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am
And before you flip out over THAT point about OJ and race...remember I used the word "sarcastic." ;-) Okay, I have long drive ahead of me. Gots to go. In any case, nice jousting with you mate. Cheers =)
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:56 am
If u dont like"skin color being brought into this",its because youre projecting(that ALL u).Regarding OJ's acquittal,one could sarcastically argue:why do whites need to riot?Their ancestors never were enslaved by blacks.What do they have to be bitter for?
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:48 am
And now you are telling me that this entire time you were actually just talking about economic classes, not addressing race even though you were knowingly answering questions about racism in response to a poster you made about race??? How convenient.LMAO
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:46 am
Your direct response to that EXACT point about institutional racism was that the majority of people that end up in prison (i.e.blacks) aren’t the victims,they are actually the ones screwing everyone else over through welfare abuse, alleging reverse racism
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:42 am
Let's walk through these posts, shall we? Your provocative poster is about RACE. Cranky challenged your provocative position on RACE. Next, you responded about “two different cultures whose civil rights were violated”, again discussing RACE provocatively.
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:40 am
Rubbish.
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:13 am
You're the one that brought skin color into this, and you accuse me of being racist?
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:11 am
I said "class" as in middle class and lower class. I'm middle class and work with several middle class blacks and deal with a lot of lower class whites
OTC - January 26, 2015, 9:51 pm
You make ridiculous comments such as #72453 and expect a decent discussion?
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:26 pm
Translation (OTC): The government takes money away from whites and gives it to blacks, even though I have zero evidence to back this claim. No, I'm not possessed by racist ideology or thinking.
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:25 pm
"Keep trying?"You make these bold, brazen points and then run for the hills when confronted about them...every time.If you can't stand behind your positions,you can't expect others to do it for you.In the real world, we call that "conceding."Try again X-D
OTC - January 26, 2015, 12:10 pm
You do make an interesting point. Wealth is taken from one class of a neighborhood in the form of taxes and distributed largely to another class of a neighborhood which also happens to be the same class largely populating our prisons.
OTC - January 26, 2015, 10:04 am
Keep trying
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:27 pm
…represented by race, you won't acknowledge that the same disproportionality also exists in how wealth is divided neighbourhood to neighbourhood, and your refusal is somehow my fault, because I'm ignorant? Is that about right?
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:24 pm
Let me see if I'm following your logic… You refuse to believe that racism still exists, you won't acknowledge that racial profiling is an actual police tactic, you won't acknowledge that prison populations are, by and large, disproportionately...
OTC - January 20, 2015, 9:06 pm
Still living in bliss are you?
crankyhead - January 18, 2015, 6:28 pm
Was…? Had…?
OTC - December 30, 2014, 7:51 am
It points out 2 different cultures, one was abused, mistreated, and had their civil rights violated and that anger seems to have filtered down thru the generations. Now show me where I blame you or how you fully understand me
crankyhead - December 28, 2014, 7:26 pm
OTC, I understand fully why you're unwilling to defend some of the things you say… what I don't understand is why it is you expect everyone to believe that it's my fault.
OTC - December 26, 2014, 1:24 pm
You must be living in bliss
crankyhead - December 26, 2014, 8:02 am
Ok.. so you're uncomfortable answering the question... no surprise there. Maybe you'd like to take a second and answer your own question then? What is/was the difference?
OTC - December 26, 2014, 6:35 am
Not what you're hoping it says
crankyhead - December 24, 2014, 7:55 pm
What are you trying to say here OTC?


Amnesty? -




MAIN STREAM MEDIA- IN BED WITH OBAMA -


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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 2:37 pm
Fox... with all due respect, Chris Wallace of FOX news said point blank to both Ryan and doubters: Romney is losing. The polls are not being skewed. Romney is in trouble. Is conservative Fox news part of the Lamestream media. And they in it for Obama?


gas prices up, poverty up, incomes down, GDP shrinks -


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Zeitguy - June 26, 2014, 4:51 pm
The Browns have no business offending brown people. The outrage.
OTC - June 26, 2014, 10:18 am
Think she said unemployment creates jobs
EmmaRoydes - June 26, 2014, 10:12 am
Didn't pelosi once say that food stamps create jobs?
EmmaRoydes - June 26, 2014, 10:12 am
I dunno about that. The economy just contracted by 2.9% for the first quarter. We are doing so well now that we don't need any more stinking jobs. Plus we now have a huge influx of illegals to help our economy.
OTC - June 26, 2014, 9:45 am
The White Sox has to go because that sounds offensive to nerds, and Indiana sounds too much like indian,
EmmaRoydes - June 26, 2014, 9:14 am
Next you have to get away from sports teams and go after others. Oklahoma is choctaw for Red People. Oh, the horror!
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:57 am
boy, there is still a lot more work to do before getting around to Jobs and the economy!
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:54 am
The NY Yankees- we can't be offending the south now can we?
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:53 am
Patriots- gotta go- since Janet named them the new terrorists.
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:53 am
and in order not to encourage substance abuse- The cincinnati Reds and Milwaukee Brewers need new names.
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:52 am
Next the SF and NY Giants gotta go so that those that are verically challenged are not offended.
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:52 am
Since liberals are attacking religion, the Cardinals, Saints, angels, Notre Dame, Padres all gotta go
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:50 am
The carolina Panthers will likely get a pass by the DOJ, despite the references to Eldridge Cleaver
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:49 am
next the San Diego Chargers- we can't have youngsters believe that being reckless with a credit card is acceptable.
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:49 am
Next the milwaukee bucks- because capitalism is not cool any more.
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:48 am
Then they also need to worry about the braves, indians, chiefs and blackhawks so no native americans will be offended.
JGalt - June 26, 2014, 6:48 am
hey, worrying about sports team names is more important work that congress needs to be doing these days. While we are at it- they need to similarly rename the pirates, buccaneers, raiders and vikings for their looting, r*ping and pillaging.


SONG ANALOGIES - The Obama Legacy reminds me of the Aerosmith song: "Seasons of Wither"




A POLITICIAN FROM CHICAGO CANNOT ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A YES OR A NO -




THIS INVITATION WILL BE EXPENSIVE - I'm no George Soros!!!!




OBAMANOMICS: 173K NEW FOOD STAMP RECIPIENTS VS. 96K NEW JOBS… - The way Obama looks at it is every new food stamp recipient is a new vote for the Democrats


TAGS: buying votes with taxpayer money 2012 election obama food stamps
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arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 9:50 am
According to Pelosi, all those food stamps means a b*** load of new jobs!


" OCCUPY MEETS WATER CANNON " -




Gun dealers love it -




Your thoughts -


TAGS: went with the interesting guy
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Rudedog - May 8, 2013, 8:04 pm
Now
Rudedog - May 8, 2013, 8:04 pm
No I feel bad
Renza - May 8, 2013, 6:23 am
Looks like you've won twice over, batty just changed his avatar.
Renza - May 6, 2013, 10:48 am
Winner
BobbEdwards - May 6, 2013, 12:51 am
5Laughs. First time I've been moved to "Favorite" a poster :-)


POLITISPAM - Both sides agree it needs to stop! seeing the same 10 messages 20 times a day is killing this site.


TAGS: killing us softly with his song
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - November 16, 2012, 10:54 am
5 stars


THE WORLD ACCORDING TO MORGAN FREEMAN - Herman Cain must be a self-loathing Racist!




Has it ever occurred -




The face of politics -




Obama's last chance for a positive legacy -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - 'The taxpayer: That's someone who works For the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan




Liberal trade -




With a government like ours... -




If Hillary were president -




REMIND US AGAIN WHO WON? -




THEY BLINDED ME WITH 'SCIENCE!' -




SCANDAL - Is it me, or is the Democratic Party the Sam's Club of corruption?




You do understand... -




TEA PARTY PATRIOTS -




" CANADA'S 'BIG BROTHER' VERSION " - Section 34 of the Online Surveillance Bill Would Give Orwellian Powers to Government-Appointed ‘Inspectors’.




MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS YOUR SPOKESPEOPLE? -




TAXMAGEDDON IS COMING - Obama Lies Taxation without respresentation!


TAGS: taxation without representation
Rating: 4.56/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 9:45 am
And the democrats go wild...


Obama the Social Shepherd -




THIS COUNTRY -




WHOOP!! THERE IT IS!! -




" THIS MAN DOESN'T TAKE A DAY OFF." - First lady Michelle Obama: “I see the sadness and worry that’s creasing his face,”




OBAMA LIED AGAIN - The Postal Service is efficient, and does not use any tax dollars to operate.




the Democrat Plan to end illegal immigration -




DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ADOLF HITLER -




DEEP THOUGHTS WITH BARACK OBAMA -


TAGS: deep thoughts with barack obama
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bandit5906 - August 12, 2014, 9:08 pm
Deep thoughts? For real?


Use your head -


TAGS: stem caells with potential
Rating: 4.2/5

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 10:57 am
yes... liberals... because it's a black and white matter...
ipaprime - May 1, 2013, 10:29 am
oh you mean liberals
Renza - May 1, 2013, 8:10 am
I've always been more under the impression they're typically less mentally capable than most, which would explain the inability to consider more than one viewpoint or consider additional facts/information
Rudedog - April 30, 2013, 10:39 pm
Always thought people that could think in absolute terms of black and white were either extremely enlightened (rare), didn't care or could not separate ego from uncompromising views.
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 10:25 pm
Not to take sides but proabortionists like a black and white issue too. Whats the 1st question they ask antiabortionists, "what about ra**" like that justifies Whory Mcwh***salot getting an abortion rather than doming up, or pill, or foam.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 10:07 pm
Black and white worlds are easier for some people to deal with. Reality's gray areas are a lot tougher.


MEETING WITHOUT PRECONDITIONS - Did Barry Forget he was going to have a meeting without preconditions? Oopsie!




DEBTS - what could go wrong?




" OATHS ARE BUT WORDS, AND WORDS BUT WIND. " ~SAMUEL BUTLER - Desperate mother-of-three sells handwritten letter from Obama to avoid being evicted.




PAYING TAXES IS PATRIOTIC - According to Joe Biden, so how come so many limousine liberals like John Kerry have such a hard time paying them? (Did not pay his yacht excise taxes)




CAREER POLITICIANS - Need to be voted out with Extreme Prejudice! Vote Nov 2 to ensure the liberals don't cheat another win!




GREAT DECISION MR. PRESIDENT - Mr. Obama's admin has finally decided to have military tribunals at Gitmo & create a formal system to keep terrorists at Gitmo indefinitely. Thank you for making the right choice, sir.




MARTHA'S VINEYARD VACATION - P.O.T.U.S. without T.O.T.U.S. for 11 days- a 6th vacation in 2010 (month 8) Let the gaffing begin!




PORN STAR DOWN ON WEINER - Ginger Lee says She "did not have sext with that perv".




PSYCHIATRIST-IN-CHIEF - Diagnosing Americans as too scared, too confused, too angry. It couldn't have anything to to with all the Marxist social re-engineering he's been doing, could it? Americans just need to get with his program




WE THE PEOPLE - Is Not Shariah Law Go to Britain or the Middle East if you want or expect Shariah Law.




SMALL AMERICAN BUSINESSES -




OBAMA -




OBAMANAUTS: VOTE WITH YOUR WALLETS - For those who haven't been fed up with his absenteeism and lack of heavy lifting on the job, The Obama zombies will finally vote with their wallets in 2012! Blaming Bush won't work this time!




THE SEAT - Obama is creating it With the help of Democrats




TAKING CREDIT FOR TROOPS - hows that saying go: Search for the guilty, blaming the innocent and praise and honors for the non-participants!




VIEWING THE WORLD THROUGH ROSE COLORED GLASSES -




THIS JOKERS LAST HURRAH -




HAVING IT BOTH WAYS - Just like staying out of the fray on the ground zero mosque, yet taking a stand on burning holy books.




SANS TELEPROMPTER - I almost did not notice!


TAGS: without a net
Rating: 3.62/5

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FASHIONABLE OBAMA - Can you do something with those ears




BETCHA CAN'T DEFEAT JUST ONE! - November's coming MOFO's!!! We're coming with tar, we're coming with feathers and we'll be using our pitchforks!




GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS - Good News: unemployment is down Bad News: Mostly part time jobs at McDonalds because Obama gave them Obamacare waivers!




LEAVE LAW-ABIDING AMERICAN BUSINESSES ALONE! - (Anti-corporate/anti-Christian blogs+MSM advocacy journalism)x SEIU= job sabotaging smear machine.




MY NEXT BOOK... - "Dreams without my Teleprompter" by Barack Obama




QUESTION - Is it just me, or did Ron Paul sound like a Democrat pretending to be a Republican during the candidate debate on Fox News this Thursday night?




WAR WITH IRAN - Healthcare? Too damn expensive. Bombs? Oh, man, they're dirt cheap.




LIBERALS -


TAGS: we put up with dummies
Rating: 3/5

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terroraustralis - February 9, 2013, 3:17 am
smart people who cant articulate the reasoning behind their opinions appear crazy to other smart people who cant articulate the reasoning behind their opinion. dumb people who can articulate what others want to hear, become politicians
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:10 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:20 am
Citation?


PATRIOTISM - Wanting health care for every citizen for me, is it's very definition.




ANOTHER GOVERNMENT PROGRAM - That is not working




DEMOCAT - Is nothing more than one who has no use for Democrats and Liberals




CHANGE - With this guy? This doesn't look too good...




CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: crazy people with firearms
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2013, 5:58 pm

We've had a bit of that too....Scary highways. On the up side, I can't get to work tomorrow if the roads are closed.
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:36 pm
It rained here all day, and the lake is like soup, no fishing for me this weekend. Boo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2013, 3:31 pm

For ice fishing ?....I had a citation when I was a kid. It was slow but it never broke down. I think Bombardier made them...they also made planes. Hey!, anyone want to go ice fishing?
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:07 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:23 am
Citation?
PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 7:40 am
No, they want to keep guns out of the hands of criminals and mental cases. So do most members of the NRA (although the NRA lobbyists seem to be ignoring their own membership).
ipaprime - December 25, 2012, 12:03 am
or democrats as all it appears they want to do is remove guns from the public
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 9:35 am
An interesting idea. But to make it work you'd have to give that test to every person who wants to buy a gun, since many people with mental problems go undetected or untreated. Try getting that one approved by the Republicans in Congress...
ipaprime - December 24, 2012, 7:47 am
you want to keep guns out of the hands of "crazy" people it is simple. require them to take an MMPI test to certify their stability. just like i did PRIOR to being able to take a course to become an armed security guard
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 9:14 pm
Well put some pillows down then, I've already said it a number of times JG.
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 9:12 pm
Which judge signed it, JG?
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:18 pm
Blame Street Media has a gag order on telling us about when law abiding citizens stop a crazy person from killing innocent people....
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:17 pm
first time I've seen a liberal change the argrument into including crazy people. I think I'll probably faint if I see him agree that its not about taking them out of the hands of sane people who can also protect us from the crazies.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 5:30 pm
*SNICKER* And if you are one of those that think that adding ONE MORE gun control law to the 20,000 that already exist, then you don't know what they say about people who keep doing the same thing and expecting different results
PapaFox - December 23, 2012, 4:06 pm
LMAO!


WHO NEEDS HACKERS? - The job's already being done...


TAGS: gop enemy from within
Rating: 2.33/5

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ipaprime - February 22, 2013, 7:35 am
and which side has not passed any budget bills hmm.
Renza - February 21, 2013, 5:22 pm
One side has pretty openly stated (the smarter ones just implied) that they want america to go to **** just so they can "prove" democratic policies (that they try to keep from getting put in place) fail.
ipaprime - February 21, 2013, 9:40 am
hey PF you forgot the democrats are at it to, not just the republicans


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